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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

God needs a miracle

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God needs a miracle

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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    4 days ago

    Timmeh!

  • Onionguy@lemm.ee
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    4 days ago

    Plot twist: Timmy is actually god.

  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Where’s your pillow Timmy?

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    I like to think that Timmy is a child wise beyond his years, and God knows of his potential. But he is not yet ready to unlock his true potential because he’s currently pissing the bed

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      God is not great dealing inside of that ‘time’ thing…

  • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Why is God in the ass crack appreciation guy pose?

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      4 days ago

      Excellent pull. You’re exactly right.

    • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 days ago

      Ah, the good old times.

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    The swarm is named Timmy?

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      Commas are important, but also their position, huh? It took me a moment to see what you were getting at because I kept reading it as intended lol.

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    “Clyde! Clyde!

    Do it now, Clyde!

    Goddammit we lost Clyde!”

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    Getting flashes of Time Bandits.

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      Wild that that’s the end of the movie lol.

      Parents blown up by a chunk of evil and he’s an instant orphan.

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      he should have said, “it smells like poo! don’t touch it!”

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