Protests

Good news, vertebrates are tori

I won’t, but thanks

When did legality ever stop them?

But I want to mock it good-naturedly, too.

Thanks, I kinda needed that right now.

The point of code is to be read by other humans, not just computers.

Where?

The joke was that Perl is a clusterfuck

Honestly, I get you. After watching my wife have a stroke, I feel the same way. I was just parroting an edgy joke.

From a friend’s plate, yeah. Just walking up to a stranger and taking their food, no, that’s sociopathic.

I feel sorry for the colon cancer

No, not as fucked up as threatening or robbing people. Stupid, sure, but not criminal to the point where you’d need to go before a judge. Are you actually imagining that such behavior would be normal?

Either. That’s honestly pretty fucked up, in my opinion.

He’s literally admitted he hasn’t matured past the age of six.

Besides, why would he even want to learn when he just gets everything he wants?

Because of all the garbage

You know, the stuff in @_

That’s not quite the argument you might think it is

What kind of childhood did you have where you think it’s normal to mug people as a teenager?

I think there’s a clear difference between an animal that’s a known nuisance and any other. If a rat and an emu both wander into my yard, the rat’s life is forfeit, but I’m not gonna fuck with the emu for multiple reasons.