

put a bird on it.
put a bird on it.
dudes a hero. those gulls are pieces of shit.
my grandmother grew up in Chicago and said the rats were as big as the politicians.
you know what else is illegal?
I don’t give a flying fuck what they think is illegal anymore since none of them give a shit about the rule of law anymore.
you mean president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
I have stood on top of a toilet lid. I am not a light man.
although I don’t recommend standing on one, sitting is expected.
bruh, I sit on the lid to trim my finger and toe nails after a shower.
it’s used even though uncultured swine refuses to admit to it.
I’ve also used it as a stool shave my balls before your mom comes over.
well…at least you know where to lick now.
in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
I would love to hangout with myself. I’m quiet, calm, and introspective IRL.
I don’t have any friends because I’m disappointed in people my own age. I’d hang out with people 20-30 years older than me, but they’re all dead soooo…
I wouldn’t trust a foil bag to do anything 100%.
the only 100% way to not be caught is not bring it.
it also provides an alibi. “see, my phone was here all day long.”
sounds like a good reason to target any helicopters flying overhead with green lasers.
or 750mb of porn
I would assume so since c++ was made as a joke.
he should have said, “it smells like poo! don’t touch it!”
no.
the answer is always, no.
know what’s crazy?
the file he’s transferring is the picture you’re currently looking at.
some say it’s still transferring at 300 baud today.