know what’s crazy?

the file he’s transferring is the picture you’re currently looking at.

some say it’s still transferring at 300 baud today.

put a bird on it.

dudes a hero. those gulls are pieces of shit.

my grandmother grew up in Chicago and said the rats were as big as the politicians.

you know what else is illegal?

• sending 500 Marines to quell a civil protest
• deputizing police as ICE agents
• yanking American citizens out of their homes because they aren’t white enough
• sending Americans to a foreign prison system without trial

I don’t give a flying fuck what they think is illegal anymore since none of them give a shit about the rule of law anymore.

you mean president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

I have stood on top of a toilet lid. I am not a light man.

although I don’t recommend standing on one, sitting is expected.

bruh, I sit on the lid to trim my finger and toe nails after a shower.

it’s used even though uncultured swine refuses to admit to it.

I’ve also used it as a stool shave my balls before your mom comes over.

well…at least you know where to lick now.

in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

I would love to hangout with myself. I’m quiet, calm, and introspective IRL.

I don’t have any friends because I’m disappointed in people my own age. I’d hang out with people 20-30 years older than me, but they’re all dead soooo…

I wouldn’t trust a foil bag to do anything 100%.

the only 100% way to not be caught is not bring it.

it also provides an alibi. “see, my phone was here all day long.”

sounds like a good reason to target any helicopters flying overhead with green lasers.

or 750mb of porn

I would assume so since c++ was made as a joke.

he should have said, “it smells like poo! don’t touch it!”

no.

the answer is always, no.