Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

Best I can do is a Trump smartphone.

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”

Don’t ever change, New York Post.

Yikes. Her face has more plastic than a pelican’s stomach.

I understood that reference.

If they were as tiny minded and reactionary as you, I guess so ;)

brow furrowing intensifies

I keep hearing this. What are y’all waiting for, things to get bad?

RIP to that poor bee :(

You know when you make a statement, then say “but” it negates the statement, yeah?

Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

They’re LESS lethal. Eat shit.

“This leash demeans us both”

The tasteful thickness of it…oh my God it even has a swastika watermark.