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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I’m lucky to be alive after sustaining ‘car crash injuries’ tripping over my cat

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I’m lucky to be alive after sustaining ‘car crash injuries’ tripping over my cat

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Chris Rowley’s incident put the “hell” in Hello Kitty: He broke nine ribs, fractured his spine, snapped his neck, cracked his skull and ended up with blood in his lungs.

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“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”

Don’t ever change, New York Post.

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