That hairstyle! Though to be fair, I also did some stupid shit thinking it was cool when I was 22.

He said I could have it when I prise it from his cold dead fingers. Very nice of him, honestly I was expecting to have to pay for one.

Need a quick deconsecration order before business can be conducted there

I looked at this a few hours back when the sun was shining. Obviously white and gold, no question. Looked at it again just now after the sun went down and the house was darker. It’s blue and black. I can’t see how it could be white and gold. I’m not sure if this is some joke and I’m being fucked with here, so I’ve downloaded the image and I’ll take another look when the sun’s shining again.

On the other hand, at least they got rid of The Complete Book of Cats. Absolute filth, I can’t believe they let kids read that

Designated scapegoat

if it’s not the home of the brave, it won’t be the land of the free

“Hi, I’m Manifish_Destiny speaking to you from beyond the grave. I’m happy to say that even though I had some skepticism of AI avatars and even put something about that in my will, I just didn’t understand its potential to embody my true self. But now I do, so you can disregard all that. Come to think of it, you can disregard the rest of the will as well, I’ve got some radical new ideas…”