Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Fewer martini lunches too, though I’m not sure about the water bill

HAAHA

In Tienanmen Square, somebody stood in front of the tanks.

“I cast that wish at level 9” I had to check the context to make sure that was a DnD thing and not some bizarre sovcit trend.

My partner and I had a habit of treating merges as teamwork. Driver focuses on front, copilot looks back/sideways, and driver implicitly trusts when copilot says “go”. We were pretty slick with our merges.

To equivocate, we have since relocated to a city with good enough public transit that we were able to ditch our car entirely. Life is definitely better this way.

You hungry, buddy?

You’re totally fine, my night took a bit of a turn and I shifted from cuddly to sarcastic without fully realising it

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

There’s definitely a demand issue in some cases, however.

I know my own brand lmao, I just got sick of the username joke

I have been doing that since my days as u/Gradually_Adjusting on r****t. I changed handles some time last year because I got tired of people doing the same joke at me about it.

I’m not going to explain the legend of Titmouse better than wikipedia… At least not for free.

I didn’t, it’s still BLHW on my end. Maybe your Lemmy client is doing a glitch

This could be us right now but you playin

Crazy how I know a guy with a shitty younger brother who is a completely inept sociopath and has been actively ruining his life and making normalcy impossible within this exact same dynamic. I can’t go into any detail because it’d affect their business, but it’s exactly this scenario. Last night I was warning him that he might lash out to preserve the status quo - exactly how Israel is right now.

Lemmy is a small neighborhood, we can all afford to give each other a healthy helping of grace. Pass it on. :)

Literally just a fried slice of bread. You know how good the bread gets in a cheese toastie? All crisp and buttery? You can do that even if cheese isn’t involved.

A peanut butter and strawberry conserve sandwich fried in butter is one of those delicacies you can only really eat a few times in your life without turning into an elephant, but it’s worth the risk.

Reactionaries aren’t known for their internally consistent ideologies.

Edit: swiftly moving past the point about Labour being perfect, mind you

I’m gonna go on record and say I think you’re a good person, and I try to be too, and I think this has been a miscommunication. We’re all stressed as hell lately and I genuinely think of myself as on the same side as you.

It’s almost like he’s getting paid by someone not in the UK to do something other than participate in our democracy in good faith. What an outlandish notion.

Totally unrelatedly, excited to use my leftover no-knead brioche to make french toast tomorrow…