I would become the glitter faerie of a Trans-Pacific flight

  • Tehhund@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.

    I mean, a lot of “chasing” would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I’d do those things.

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      21 hours ago

      Wait that’s what you would do if you had nothing to lose? Why wouldn’t you just do that now?

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        20 hours ago

        Oh I’m married so 1) the bar to get laid is lower 2) there’s a ceiling on the amount of poon I can land in a week. Really frees me up to do important things like fart around on Lemmy.