I would become the glitter faerie of a Trans-Pacific flight

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
    5·
    11 hours ago

    Nothing I can say in public

    So, I reckon just throw the biggest party I’ve ever thrown and hire a bouncer that turns everyone away by saying “sorry, you aren’t cool enough” to everyone, including invited guests.

  • thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    3·
    11 hours ago

    I have nothing to loose right now but I also having nothing of anything. So it’s kinda hard to “go out” when you got nothing to do it with. Although I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid I’ll survive it. Amerikkka doesn’t treat disabled people with any respect but they will keep you alive as long as possible though without anything to make your life worth it. So. Idk. Just die eventually?

  • Yermaw@lemm.ee
    2·
    11 hours ago

    Probably steal an instrument and start busking. See if I can work myself towards a tent and a dog.

    I don’t have any musical talent but with absolutely no job or prior commitments, and my desire to eat soon, I think I’d get quite good quite fast.

  • andrewta@lemmy.world
    4·
    15 hours ago

    Nothing to lose?

    Bitch slap the shit out of Trump during a press conference

    Edit fun fact that actually was Butch slap not bitch slap. I really should’ve left it cause it actually kind of worked.

  • Tehhund@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    17 hours ago

    Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.

    I mean, a lot of “chasing” would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I’d do those things.

    • artifex@lemmy.zip
      4·
      17 hours ago

      Wait that’s what you would do if you had nothing to lose? Why wouldn’t you just do that now?

      • Tehhund@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        16 hours ago

        Oh I’m married so 1) the bar to get laid is lower 2) there’s a ceiling on the amount of poon I can land in a week. Really frees me up to do important things like fart around on Lemmy.

  • BassTurd@lemmy.world
    2·
    14 hours ago

    Chase powder and try to snowboard year round until I physically can’t. I’d love to have a highlight video of riding spines in Alaska. Really, if I could have the skills and the means to be able to compete on the natural selection tour, even if I didn’t compete, just be good enough to do so, that would be heaven.