• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        15 days ago

        I got banned from the Pallet Jack Racing League™ at my old warehouse job for being too good at drifting.

        I invoked the rule of 2 and started training an apprentice, but then the fun police told us it was an “OSHA violation” and someone was going to get hurt so we had to stop racing.

        Disputes were still settled by jousting on them with dustmop lances, though.

  • TRBoom@lemm.ee
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    15 days ago

    Used to work in a warehouse and you could move pump jacks forward while standing on them by leaning left and right while turning the handle left and right in tandem.

    Sorta like on a swing the momentum builds up until you’re cruising nicely.