Did you see the size of that video camera? The thing is probably capable of at least 60 frames per second, PER SECOND.
Omg 60fps per second ?
Assault camera? I bet that cop was threatened as fuck by it
The cop:
CAMERA WAS SAURON!
“We understand this outrageous act would have traumatic and we hope the poor riot police officer can recover from this journalist’s decision to not dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her.”
At this point the onion needs to create a real news network called “The Shallot” or something because they’ve become more reputable than big outlets
The Chaser does have a real news site: The Shot
It’s The Onion, but that doesn’t mean it’s implicitly untrue.
“It’s funny because it’s true!”
🥹
Fuck, I ate it.
None of this is funny anymore. They can’t go any crazier than the shit happening on the daily.
Maybe they should do an about face and start telling the types of jokes you’d find in a joke book you’d get from a 2nd grade book fair. Anything to distract from this reality.
Dystopia isn’t funny if you’re living in one.
aint we all
