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I feel like there used to be a time when calling in to work with melancholy was real. Except you didn’t call, you sent a little orphan boy with a letter to your boss and then the orphan just did your job for you.

Just say it like a person’s name. Myrna.

Tonight is the night we usually make love. That’s why it’s called “hump day.” 😎

Does Peaches have some sort of deeper meaning that I’ve never noticed? Isn’t it about… You know… Peaches?

To torture people, of course.

AOL? Like the company that was always giving away those free coasters and frisbees?

Oddly enough, I haven’t actually read Dianetics or any of his other sci-fi prior to going after “the real money in religion” for that matter.

I kinda get the impression that Scientology is the one cult that using their own doctrine against them wouldn’t quite have the same effect.

Have an intelligent discussion about theology.

I may look like your average idiot who is also atheist; but it’s because I have a weird interest in theology and have read so many religious texts and interpretations of most major and some minor religions from around the globe. Some of them have some kick ass stories. Hell, some of them read like straight up sci-fi!

You know what? Now I’m just gonna protest even harder. 😤

I was gonna say Seth Rogan for Billy, but seeing you suggest Adam Devine I have to agree. He has the same goofy dumb guy energy but also kinda looks like Billy already.

Aubrey Plaza would make a great Mandy, too. Trying hard to think of another actress that can do the monotonous idgaf attitude as well and I’m coming up blank.

Assuming that the only thing that changes is that the Internet doesn’t exist; yeah. I would still have the same ideals. I didn’t learn history from the internet, I learned it from books. I didn’t learn empathy from the internet; it’s inherent to being human. I didn’t learn how to share or be kind from the internet; I learned that by being around people, having empathy, and from wholesome media like Sesame Street.

Isn’t Splitgate 2 going to be a BR? Or is that just an optional mode? Because I don’t see diving straight into the dumpster that is Battle Royale as making FPS great again, even without the political undertones.

Just completely avert your eyes. It really helps avoid the nausea.

“Hawk tuah, spit on that thang!” Basic. Old hat. Boring. C’mere, I’m gonna fart on that thang!

They didn’t block the entire element, but they blocked banners and in-page ads somehow. You’d just see a broken image icon where the ad would normally be and it wouldn’t be a clickable link.

The popup banners were the real things you’re killing. Some sites would have popups that had their own popups, so you open the wrong page (without an ad blocker) and it’s like a recursive loop of popups constantly popping up, consuming all resources on the PC until it blue screened.

skeuomorphisms

No joke, that kind of design was super useful for touchscreens. Especially if the buttons animated like a button and visibly depressed upon being tapped. Made it real easy to tell if you mistyped or of the touchscreen was fucked up and registering your tap in a slightly different spot.

Gross. Why are you even trying to spot lumps in his pants? 🤢

I don’t know of a singular word, but “cellar door” has been called the most poetic phrase in English by many authors and poets for sounding very pleasant.