Biking privilege cannot be revoked

We’ll then it’s not a privilege, it’s a right

Also, left: plush, cushy, soft.

Right: uses raw muscle power to go. Powered by the meat you ate last night.

I was actually told “you should get a car. Be a man.” by an angry driver. I was just stunned to hear something so stupid and cringy said.

They aren’t interested unless they feel they can:

A - intimidate other drivers, especially ones they can subjectively call liberals. The random Prius driver. Someone with an equality sticker on the car. Etc.

B - get one over on the government. Y’know, put a bunch of illegal shit on the truck and get away with it. Light bars, train horns, deleting required emissions equipment, “squat”, too wide tires and all that. Gotta take the wheels off and put dinky stock ones on to pass inspection and they bitch and moan about the stupid gubmint rules the whole time.

Most MAGA couldn’t make it 2 blocks on a bike. Well without stopping for a smoke and soda break.

You think MAGAts are out here getting their incel mobiles inspected?

“how will I feel like men with big pee pee tho”