The general rule of transparency is to make you look good and strong, not like a feeble-minded limp dick.
A president who must say „I am the president“ is no true president . -Tywin Lannister
I’m about to write a children’s book up in this bitch
(*) Donakd J. Trump.
Or, if you go by his Press Secretary…
President Chump.
She keeps saying Trump as Chump, in official press conferences.
Donald Chump has a nice ring to it
Oh my, I want a supercut of that.
DONALD ORANGE TURD I DEMAND YOU STEP DOWN AS PRESIDENT AND LET US CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU MADE. SINCERELY MR KEKZKRIEGER FIRST OF HIS NAME, DEFENDER OF COOKIES SLAYER OF MILK
and Soiler of diapers.
He really thinks he can just say shit online and have it happen because he demands it. If it worked that way, the world would have already been a smoldering ruin 10 minutes after the first Usenet board went up.
“I didn’t say it. I declared it.”
Didn’t they bring the planes back?
Like I hate the guy, but not really seen a president call out Israel like he did and dropping an F bomb.
I can’t find any record of them bringing the planes back except for trump claiming it happened. Journalists seem to agree Israel completed their strike on a radar installation in retaliation for a missile fired right as the ceasefire was going into effect.
He didn’t call them out he’s upset they’re making him look weak and throwing a tantrum.
The nut of it. Trump wants to be able to parade around DC and say he Ended The War With Iran.
If Israel keeps bombing Iran, it makes Donald Trump look bad. They’re obstructing his victory lap and getting in the way of a bunch of cable news networks posting “Mission Accomplished” over his face.
International diplomacy via social media in public. What a world.
International diplomacy via social media
Well the unfortunate reality is that as a convict, he cannot travel to most of those other countries to do diplomacy in person…
Not true, diplomatic immunity would step in. How do you think he came to Canada last week? Please don’t spread falsehoods.
“I HAVE SPOKEN!”
“Hey, guys, I have spoken, hear me? Guys? Hey, guys?”
“GODDAMIT, I SAID I’VE SPOKEN, HEAR ME? DO WHAT I SAY! I DEMAND YOU DO WHAT I SAY! HERE’S MY NAME!”
The Art of the Deal, indeed.
He’s Cartman.
trump would eat all the chicken in the KFC bucket out of greed. cartman only eats the skins out of pure malice.
Cartman has internal consistency and the ability to finish a thought.
He’ll also feed your parents to you if you piss him off
tap-tap
IS THIS THING ON!?
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Shart of the Squeal
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I see he’s tried all caps, next it’ll be bold underlined and blinking text. It doesnt even matter what words you use with Maga, just the tone of voice and the volume.
This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they’re gonna run with it.
He needs to go chill in a bunker.
He was told it would. He was dumb enough to go OK. He didn’t imagine this scenario.
He doesn’t imagine any scenario except the one that was just told to him the latest. All he does is regurgitate stuff other people have told him.
“Fighting for Peace is like fucking for Virginity.” - John Lennon
Hey, you gotta create new virgins somehow and until we get better at cloning we’ve only got the one method.
Woah is truth social not an effective way to conduct international relations or something? damn. I guess he’d better try Facebook
Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?
regarding that I’m amazed a group of people convinced eachother to use signal. that’s actually an impressive feat of diplomacy ever since it stopped providing SMS
He is so fucking lame
That’s the most baffling part. I never had a high opinion of the general populations intelligence. But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president. It’s not hyperbole to say I’ve lost all faith and humanity.
But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president.
The joke of American politics is that you’ll have two candidates run by smearing each other into the dirt. One of them will squeak out a win and get a few months of being The Most Charismatic Person On Earth because of a marginal victory largely on EC winner-take-all. But the TV/Radio will say this person is INCREDIBLY POPULAR and people will be brow-beaten into believing it.
Then that person will actually attempt to govern, fumble the ball for a while, and watch the media turn on them. Popularity will plummet and the opposition will come out of the woodwork insisting “Our Guy Would Have Been Better”. Except its a media cycle driven by incompetency and corruption at the elected level. It’s inevitably a false choice, because everyone on the ballot was one flavor of corporate shill or another from the get-go.
By the end, all you have left is an argument over who would have been worse. Everyone calls everyone else a moron for thinking the wrong things. Nobody seems capable of identifying quality leadership, because quality leaders don’t have an in with corporate media to inflate their celebrity profiles.
It’s cargo cults all the way down.
Yep. So many people flying their stupid Taco flags and wearing their “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts and so on just seemingly have no idea how normal people view Taco.
To me, it’s like watching the stupidest kid in the class with his underwear on his head and smearing feces on the wall. And I’m hardly alone in that view - Taco is and always has been a ridiculous and unserious dumbass. And these people think he’s not only the best Republican candidate for office, they think he’s the best they’ve ever had.
wait what they’re flying taco flags? is nothing sacred don’t answer that
taco flags
Haha, it would be funny if they started literally adopting that just like they adopted “deplorable”, but I’ve not seen that yet. I sure hope it happens - that would probably be about the same take as some of them adopting the teabagger thing (before they realized, oops, that might make them look gay, and can’t have that, lol!) - more or less calling their hero a chicken is not going to be a good look.
I mean Taco fans flying capitol-T Taco regalia from China.
oh thank you i was worried i was gonna have to throw hands at BurritoMart and BurritoMart is about love.
At least he spelled his own name right this time
So bombing Palestinian children is okay but he draws the line at Iran?
Iran is supported by Russia.
Masters of Kings
So this is what a grown man throwing a tantrum looks like.
lol his toddler tantrums have been a laughingstock for years
How have I never seen this before now?
Same as his first term.
Baby’s first diplomatic relations.
And boy is it a magnificent debacle.
Trump is at least consistent - fuck things up, then pause the fuckup to pat himself on his back and demand praise for not fucking things up even more. Then once the news cycle progresses, continue fucking things up even worse. He’s such a master of this fail technique!
please tell me this is not real…
Oh it’s true, it’s damn true.
God it’s worse than I thought. It reads like he’s lost his mind.
Same as it ever was.
WTF? A “friendly plane wave?” By bombers? Who told him that’s a thing? That’s not a thing.
That would require he had it once to get lost
Trump after he gets Trump’d. A singular leopard eating another leopards face.
Lost?
He has dementia, he has no mind anymore…
What a shitshow. 🍿
The first two are like he’s trying to manifest it
I actually don’t think he’s manifesting it, I think he’s narcissistically deluded and thinks if he says it then the sheer power of the U.S. Presidency (owned and subjugated to Donald J. Trump) will force them to stop. And then when they don’t, he’s pretty much having a mental break.
He thinks it’s a king’s decree.
Lol, friendly “Plane Wave”. He’s such a fucking child.
He said his name and position at the end in all caps.
You know he’s being serious.
God help everyone if he starts to count to 3
He might even turn the car around.
Now, I’m against war, but I would implore both countries to do the opposite of whatever this fucktard says out of spite.
TF is a “Plane Wave”? Google leads me to physics papers and articles which I’m pretty sure is not what he meant.
Probably when you quickly roll the plane a small amount left and right, waggling the wings up and down and acting as a wave to those on the ground.
I see, that makes more sense. Though I assume nobody on the ground would see it considering the distance and speed most modern planes go at.
Don’t you know by now? It’s always true. The pee tape is real.
IT ISN’T A CEASEFIRE UNLESS ALL PARTIES SIGN IT.
GORK, SHITPOSTER IN THE UNITED STATES
It isn’t a ceasefire until all parties cease fire. -Captain Obvious, 2025
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