Calling friends and talk to them for hours.
jerk it
Party like it’s 1999!
I really miss summers without wildfire smoke.
Pee lol
Am I stupid or is this sentence unparseable?
Does it have to be one or the other?
I didn’t say xor.
I buy relevant stocks to make me rich and revel in the fact that there is no internet again. I am 68 and have been there and done that already.
Yeah, anyone who answers with anything besides “invest in the tech companies you know will get huge, then get into bitcoin early and ride it all the way to $100k each” is going to fail to thrive.
Jork it
With… Magazines? Shudder
Buy bitcoin
Too early
Damnit…yea
I would make sure the family car accident don’t happen that year in October. Next thing would be to grow up and actually try to fix the climate problem so we reach the goal of 0 degree higher temperature on average. Imagine having 30 extra years to spare for this task. Telling how much damage it already have done and we have enough evidence that it is critical to start doing it now.
Am I a grown adult that wakes up in a foster care home and the child that was there previously is gone?
Do I have to spend the rest of my life without an identity, or clinging to the “delusion” that I was this child that mysteriously disappeared?Am I a child with 40 years of life experience?
Not long after, When I was 14, my first consensual sexual experience involved an 18-year-old. We got caught, and folks widely regard/regarded her as being inappropriate/in the wrong. Huh. First girlfriend, high school dances/romances. College. Jesus - every relationship basically forever.
If I proceed down the same path, does that mean I’m the creep now?Take my routine morning shit. But instead of my phone I’m reading the label on the back of any bottle I can reach from the throne.
There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.
Also, wireless internet connected devices existed, though the wifi standard was still two years off and they definitely weren’t widely used.
Start prepping for some strategic tech investments.
Butterfly effect, your investments changes the fate of the companies you invest in.
GOOD, i didn’t want those companies to succeed anyway
holy shit i’m going to make sure Apple stays dead forever :D
You may not be aware, by stopping Apple you are enabling Skynet
Honestly, that’s the way I read the parent comment. Become a roadblock for the trash we have today.
Do I wake up at 6 years old? Or as I am now, but in '95?
Doesn’t matter, I’m watching fuckin POWER RANGERS.