y0kai

Not OP but for your second bullet, the idea is that we’re getting the insurrection act or martial law pretty much no matter what because trump wants it and is looking for any excuse.

So, if it’s going to happen anyway, why not do it on our terms?

The internet and I have that in common, I guess.

Teams doesn’t understand that if I open a message and look at it and interact with it and sometimes even reply to it, that I no longer need a “new message” notification and it drives me fucking insane.

Thinking about it, humans have one less hole than I would’ve guessed, since the tube from our mouth to our anus sort of makes us a complicated straw.

Uh you mean since like, 2001?