But this is legitimate news, so why is it on the onion? Edit: it’s just the remarks that are oniony?

Days ago, why is this on the onion

It’s the spice girls but I’m not sure if that’s what you want. What you really really want

Healthcare is such a basic human right. Single payer for all (Medicare) should be our priority. The wealthy look at everything as theirs. Anything that needs to be done in society is “why should I pay for that?” I have a friend who makes a lot of money and he said that people who work hard should be rewarded and I asked him if he meant people who work hard or if he meant people who earn a lot of money and he didn’t know what to say.