Throw these out in nature and it’ll make for some very interesting bear encounters.

Machomp does

TBF we’re rapidly approaching an idiocracy situation, so maybe killing children is a mercy. (/s in case it’s not abundantly obvious)

You monster

Oh nice new avatar

All of the M$ office apps have premium features now too. Pay extra monthly and you can use python in excel. Pay extra monthly and Teams will… I dont even know because I closed that popup so fucking fast. FFS my company must pay M$ at least 7 figures a year - why are they trying to nickel and dime us?

I listened to those episodes only days before the November election. Sigh. Our country is lost.

Careful, ABC might not renew your contract with that kind of language.

Well the right has been pumping money into Washington for the last 60 years. They run thinktanks that falsely justify any bullshit bill or budget they want to pass. They own 6/6 national tv networks. They own the social media networks. They own the influencers.

It’s cost more than a few billion to fight back against that.

edit: They’ve got the majority of churches too. Somehow. I really never understood how people could hold rightard beliefs and the teachings of Jesus in the same head simultaneously.

Yeah now we’ve gotta use the pickle.

Oh my god it is real!

https://xkcd.com/1813/
https://emojikitchen.dev/

So we just hold him in a cage and feed him raw rhubarb greens on live tv until he croaks?

I switched from developing apps for sale to developing apps for use by internal customers. The dynamic shift was huge. I was always promoting fixes that would make our app more useful (and reducing technical debt) for our customers and I would get told no. Why? Because those fixes would often reduce income from services and maintenance.

Fuck that. The second I switched to producing for internal customers I was able to implement those changes and cut out huge amounts of shit that was left in place purely to cause external customers to purchase service contracts.

Customers DO know what’s right. VP of Sales DOES know what makes them money. The two things are often polar opposites.

The audience viewing Greta’s ship getting bombed will be a subset of people who care about Palestine. Israel wouldn’t give half a shit.

The only way for her to do this safely is if she became an official diplomat of Sweden.