The article has several people quoted that didn’t know the islands are french. I was attempting to play on that but my attempt clearly didn’t land well.

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Now I’m walking with feet, she keeps her young in a bag.

Wow, he just made smoke. And she’s tamed a stag.

Now they invented a cure for when my stomach is sick.

And there’s math in my head, and she’s discovered the Higgs.

Hanging with my family and my partner’s family for a few weeks.