You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Okay so let me think out loud

    August is month 8

    It takes 9 months for babby to formed

    Okay so 9 months prior to August is…

    Wait fuck does that include the first month

    No wait yeah

    So human mating season peaks in December

    Makes sense.

    In the north, it’s too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

    In the south, it’s too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

    So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport

    I will take my findings to the UN