stebo

thank you i will be ordering new windows right this second!

Lately every evening a bunch of bumblebees circle around my window. I live on the top floor and they seem to be going towards the rooftop, but they regularly bump into the window and it scares me because what if one of them suddenly phases through the window and is stuck inside with me?

So bees have a better functioning political system than we do?

That’s Oregon bitch

probably collecting data about your daily routine

mine goes into sleep mode so it doesn’t really make any sound

i click shut down, close my laptop, then the next day it turns out it never shut down because my pdf viewer was still open

*mistokies

i wasn’t implying anything, it depends on your definition of physics

Waterworks, astronomy, ship building, architecture, war machines,

I would say that’s engineering, not physics (except for astronomy)

Physics is when you start describing the laws of nature, not how to build something

what? didn’t physics start with Newtonian mechanics? how would there be textbooks before that?

keep spiders alive, they eat other bugs to make your job easier

most posts on the piefed feed are posted by lemmings so nahh

but we can be successful collectively ;)

ahh rats!

so immigrants are only welcome when they’re hot?

sorry it happened by accident

oops.

so there i was minding my own business when suddenly someone decided to become the ultimate guardian of punctuation like seriously who died and made you the king of commas and periods i mean really do you go around with a red pen in your hand just waiting to correct people is it a hobby or are you just that bored with your life let me tell you something oh mighty punctuation overlord the world is not going to end if someone forgets a comma or misplaces a semicolon i know it might be hard for you to grasp but people can actually understand sentences without perfect punctuation it’s almost like we have this amazing ability to comprehend context and meaning even when a sentence isn’t perfectly structured with all the right punctuation marks in place i mean do you think shakespeare sat around worrying about punctuation probably not he was too busy writing amazing plays and sonnets that people still love today and guess what his punctuation wasn’t always perfect either but here you are in the 21st century acting like the punctuation police as if the world will crumble if someone forgets an oxford comma oh the horror i can just see you now clutching your pearls at the sight of a misplaced apostrophe but let me ask you something oh wise one do you think people will remember you for your impeccable punctuation or for being a pedantic nuisance who couldn’t see the forest for the trees because let me tell you something the world is full of beautiful imperfect things and sometimes a sentence without perfect punctuation is just a reflection of that imperfection so next time you feel the urge to correct someone’s punctuation maybe take a deep breath and remember that life is too short to worry about such trivial things and who knows maybe you’ll find that the world is a much happier place when you’re not constantly nitpicking every little punctuation mark or maybe you’ll just find a new hobby like knitting or birdwatching anything really that doesn’t involve being a punctuation tyrant but hey that’s just my opinion i could be wrong maybe you’re just a punctuation superhero saving the world one comma at a time but somehow i doubt it so go ahead and keep being the punctuation police but don’t be surprised if people start rolling their eyes every time you open your mouth because let’s face it nobody likes a grammar nasi and yes i spelled nasi with an s just to annoy you because sometimes you just have to break the rules to make a point and maybe just maybe you’ll learn to lighten up and enjoy life without worrying about every little punctuation mark but i won’t hold my breath because let’s face it some people just love being pedantic and there’s nothing anyone can do about it so good luck with your punctuation crusade i’m sure it’s a very fulfilling way to spend your time and who knows maybe one day you’ll look back and realize that life is too short to worry about such trivial things but until then i’ll be over here writing sentences without perfect punctuation and enjoying the freedom that comes with it so goodbye oh mighty punctuation overlord may your commas always be in the right place and your semicolons never be misused but most importantly may you find something more meaningful to do with your time than policing other people’s punctuation because let’s face it the world has enough problems without you adding to them with your pedantic ways.

you bail either way

fair