What a sack of shit you are

Do they know that brown people touch their coffee? I don’t know but that diversity bullshit sounds pretty woke to me

I can bing every solution that copilot can’t find. On the go.

Oh no, now everyone knows that 2A nuts are actually cowards and hypocrits. Who knew?

I installed windows on the steam deck and it sucks and i love it.

In that case, you have to deal with the shitty epic launcher that is prone to “lose” user data.

That’s unhinged.

Too bad he will never be trialed in a developed country. Or at all.

My favourite argument for these things is always: but it has to be water tight. It has to be aesthetic and thin. Okay cool, then make phones for people who use them as a fashion statement or throw them into the water and make one that you can just crack open. I know it’s something completely different but my first phone was an alcatel where you could take out the battery and throw in 4 AA’s in case you ran out of juice.

You don’t know what kind of shit is in there.

May the best pedo win

The land of the free, where you’re not allowed outside after 8pm. Holy shit this is just sad.

They got so used to prison being absolute shitholes that saying that people get raped in there is apparently funny.

I learned that crazy people on dating apps call it the C or C***** as if it was a Voldemort situation

I loved the sinkhole before the movie came out.

Ehrm, some right winger said it on twitter, it’s here black and white.

Oh no sorry babe i’m actually vegan now. What a shame.

I never even played fortnite, but i watched some videos on it, and it’s pretty weird. I can just assume it’s for children who don’t care because they don’t know and actually have a chance playing and winning. Marvel rivals put you in pity matches after you lost a game or two and it’s ridiculous. It’s just a waste of time. But even if the bots are so obvious, there are still teammates that go: let’s go guys, we got this. They have a combined 3 kills and we have like 30 each. There is no reason playing this.

The next person who disagrees with you should do the same thing. Fucking psychos

DOOM. It blew my mind when i played it. I learned a new genere, how fast paced a game can be and how clever map design makes a good game. I also learned about shareware which lead to a broader interest in the internet as a whole. Later i got a computer with a soundcard and when i fired up DOOM with music for the first time, it felt like a revelation.