Tree trunks make ya thunk
That you wanna dip and dunk
It’s a meal not a snack,
Let me hear you holler back.

Huh? Both can be awful.

Oh, so this is the official IQ quiz?

Looks kinda AI but not when you look closer. There’s reflections and perspective and stuff that AI would have stuffed up.

Two of them. Israel is fucking awful but that doesn’t mean I’m going to support authoritarian Iran.

2024 Iranian strikes against Israel - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Iranian_strikes_against_Israel

Doesn’t Iran regularly shoot missiles and drones at Israel? I’m not really up to speed but I’m sure there was something about an Iron Dome?

Beans

This is just Stanford in any decade

A fun game while waiting for the bus is to look at the cars and count how many have a single occupant and how many have more than one person. Why am I waiting for the bus? Because it’s stuck in traffic.

But doesn’t the parking building just scan your plates when you arrive and leave? Swipe your card for the train. Done.

It’s so fast!

Mud flowed up in lump’s pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He’s lump, he’s lump
He’s in my head
He’s lump, he’s lump, he’s lump
He might be dead

Unfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows

Doesn’t rooting disable a bunch of apps?

I am so disappointed in my kidneys for not getting rid of this stuff for me.

Here’s a nice thread:

https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit/114656110856131583

Notice how “Notification Center” is blurred for no reason?

The control center seems to be using some kind of super ellipsoids for no good reason.

Why can’t I kiss my own mouth? My tongue is right there.

I saw a screenshot and it truly is liquid ass.

Phytoplankton is photosynthetic. It would be more accurate to say that it is fertilised by whale poop.

Nice

You can use anything that doesn’t start with a digit or punctuation as a variable name (underscore beginning also allowed) unless it’s a keyword.