This is just Stanford in any decade

A fun game while waiting for the bus is to look at the cars and count how many have a single occupant and how many have more than one person. Why am I waiting for the bus? Because it’s stuck in traffic.

But doesn’t the parking building just scan your plates when you arrive and leave? Swipe your card for the train. Done.

It’s so fast!

Mud flowed up in lump’s pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He’s lump, he’s lump
He’s in my head
He’s lump, he’s lump, he’s lump
He might be dead

Unfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows

Doesn’t rooting disable a bunch of apps?

I am so disappointed in my kidneys for not getting rid of this stuff for me.

Here’s a nice thread:

https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit/114656110856131583

Notice how “Notification Center” is blurred for no reason?

The control center seems to be using some kind of super ellipsoids for no good reason.

Why can’t I kiss my own mouth? My tongue is right there.

I saw a screenshot and it truly is liquid ass.

Nice

You can use anything that doesn’t start with a digit or punctuation as a variable name (underscore beginning also allowed) unless it’s a keyword.

I can’t think of a single baby oil painting that looks like a baby but maybe I’m remembering wrong or they were all jesus idk