Imagine if a kid getting hit by a car was enough to get cars removed from the street it happened on.

First thought: I hope it gets canceled

Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float

Thank you for your service.

Maybe he has a treadmill sideways against the refrigerator door, so when it goes forward or backwards it opens/closes the door. And each shelf in the refigerator has a tiny treadmill on it so it dumps everything onto the big treadmill when it turns on. And all of the treadmills are remote controlled.

Hey, that’s not Harry R. Truman

I’m sorry but Afsluitdijk sounds like they named it by banging on a keyboard.

The term I’ve heard is Threadiverse (i.e. Fediverse with threaded discussions), but that was coined before Threads launched so it’s a little awkward now.