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Ok. So. App suggestions for iOS / Android?

Oh my mistake you are obviously more well versed, I will only refer to earthquakes by their shit-tonnage from here on out

They use the metric system so I believe it’s a shit tonne

… the Vice President of the USA

Army or Air Force

Why he’s using the marines ya big dum dum

My ex wife made a claim that I hit her. She thought it would help her win the divorce.

Officially I have to check the box on forms saying yes I have in fact EVER been charged with domestic violence.

I’m the only person involved with a memory of the event she made up, because I have to maintain records of it and charges being dropped and everything. For work.

Investigators ask me, I have to say yes. I describe the situation and what happened and they give me the side eye “yeah sure ok, wife beater” and then my ex-wife doesn’t even remember the situation.

The good news is I have sole custody of our child. A judge saw the real of it when it mattered.

Nothing.

This person is kinda saying nonsense.

Wood is perfectly sound for structural building.

There are wooden temples in Japan dating back to the 6th(7th?) century.

A stone structure would have been shook apart by now.

Different materials have different use cases.

FWIW that was always my concept of fossil fuels to begin with.

Like whatever you just said, but for dinosaurs and all the life from before.

… are they not fossils of the cyanobacteria

… I want one

… this article is kinda shit.

Says 8 states but doesn’t tell you which ones, just that Tennessee and Florida are 2 of them.

Says 8, tells us 2.

WHO ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO POINT AT AND LAUGH???

Listen if they put a pepperoni in the center of the pie then a poor cut is clearly the least of our concerns

Oh fuck

fish aren’t even real

Gabagool over here