“I’m so furious with their absolute incompetence, I’m going to cross out ‘best wishes’ and simply write ‘regards’ at the end of this email”

*20 minutes later*

“WHAT HAVE I DONE! I AM A MONSTER!”

I think everyone’s got the CAD/3D programs covered, so a slightly “out there” answer:

If you’re just doing 2D blueprints for yourself, do you actually just need a 2D vector program for doing a scale drawing with measurements?

I’ve done a lot of floorplans / layouts/ site maps etc using Inkscape, for instance.

It depends on exactly what you’re wanting out the other end - so you may be lacking a lot of the features in a full CAD program, but the learning curve is comparatively so shallow that you might have a working plan by the end of the day, rather than the end of the month.

These three are brothers from the same litter, and they’re best mates 90% of the time, thankfully :)

And rightly so. We just call them “serial ports” these days.

That’s very impressive. My personal best was 3:

Many sprawling dungeon owners require regular deliveries of cheese wheels, ham legs and apples, to store on the numerous treasure chests spread around the different floors of their dungeons.

They’re meant to be part of the subsidised dungeon canteen offer arranged by the Dungeon Workers Trade Union, but selfish adventurers keep coming in and pilfering them.

Much of Britain, certainly.

They can get through a gap of 1-2mm (about 1/32 - 1/16 inches) through cracks round door frames, along the holes for water pipes, in tiny cracks between bricks or concrete.

They have an amazing sense of smell and are especially fond of cat food or that tiny bit of lettuce that fell underneath the fridge.