Black holes don’t just roam around looking for planets to snack on.

Don’t tempt a black hole into coming down here

I thought about that, but I felt it more apt that we’re playing a different game entirely. I also thought about saying we’re just the board that the real pieces are marching on top of in their power struggles.

“Why yes I do happen to also be the author of the textbook for this course, why do you ask?”

So, did they actually get ports to non-PC consoles, or did console-form-factor PCs just become more prevalent?

Why? Isn’t it pretty much random and unfair by design? Do people really get hours of fun out of losing races due to catch-up mechanics?

skill issue tbh

Modern chess would just be two types of pieces, pawns and oligarchs, winner gets all the marbles from Hungry Hungry Hippos except for 1 that we, the hippos, are allowed to fight amongst ourselves to keep

Good, I didn’t wanna learn calculus anyway

Or, hear me out here, because I know this is complicated:

Just don’t be a nazi

“If you hit my car, I’ll cum”

You must really enjoy talking to the insurance company

The typo was camouflaed ;)

If a moth wore jeans, would they wear them like this or like this? [the images are left to the reader’s imagination]

You should’ve been listening the teacher more closely

I think some websites sold theirs in staggered batches rather than just letting them all sell out on day 1

Did someone tell you to “feel worse soon” if you took a well day?

(I say this in jest)

I just typed 1 for them, they should be good now.

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No one who speaks German can be an evil man!

The bottom one is mp4, so it’s probably a video, in which case the larger file size checks out. The two that are sus to me are the two In Da Tub files, one is mp4 but only 872.4 KB (unless it’s in like, 160p or lower), and the other one in wma, because really, who the fuck is using wma, fuck outta here with that.