they should introduce legislation that gradually shrinks the size of cars until eventually they’re too small for a person to fit inside of

we have always been at war with Eurasia.

if the VPN ban doesn’t work then the only reasonable course of action would be to ban the internet entirely. it’s the only way the children can be truly safe.

the mustache binds them

i’m guessing he got punched in the head a few too many times

thankfully we will soon stop tracking and reporting all this stuff so these sorts of problems should disappear really soon, just like covid did.