Nothing to me says ‘sexy’ quite like your grandad and your great-grandad being the same guy, or your (great * 5)-grandmother / grandfather being one man and woman, when most people have that responsibility spread between 64 people.

Close family. Must have made Christmas easy - having the in-laws round isn’t so bad when they’re your own blood relatives too.

Cats develop bigger cheeks under the influence of testosterone. So I’m assuming that lad struggles to walk normally due to the enormous pom-poms he’s got hanging off the back, because his face is ROUND.

Twice as big as half a hole, obviously.