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  • Lincoln LS. Jaguar S-type chassis under a Lincoln-badged homework-copied E39 body. Not an M5 clone, more like a 540 knockoff. It wasn’t far off when it was introduced in 2000, but it didn’t improve nearly as much as it needed to over its 7 year run to stay competitive. At all. Common sedans were getting comparable in acceleration and luxury was an American translation of a base 3 series, but at least it has a sweet double wishbone suspension front and back. There’s a dozen stylistic differences over the model years and trims you won’t see because it’s not your car and you don’t look at it every day

    I also don’t care about the hofmeister kink. It’s here or there. I like the little kick up you can see on the LS or 2010-2014 Mustang. It existed before Hofmeister did it to a BMW and is more of a BMW bro thing to mention than an absolute success in design. Audi doesn’t usually do it, looks just as mean.


  • Supercars are quite small. They have very low roofs and are often quite wide, so your sense of scale is thrown off.

    2025 corolla: 182"L x 70"W x 56"H 2000 corolla: 174" x 67" x 55" 2004 murcielago: 180" x 80" x 44"
    2006 gallardo: 169 x 75 x 46
    2018 huracan: 176 x 76 x 46 2024 296 gtb: 180 x 77 x 47
    Xxxx chiron: 179 x 80 x 47
    Xxxx F40: 172 x 78 x 44
    Even the veyron, a sweaty potato on wheels: 176 x 79 x 47

    Totally agree on the perception point. BMW looks nice because it looks like a BMW which is nice. They’ve carried a fairly consistent design language from year to year. Design overhaul in these brands are somewhat rare, but they’ll carry it across the lineup. Look at Jaguar when they phased from 80s drug lord to whatever the XF look is called.

    The only thing I could say specifically to OP’s observation is it sounds like they’re always picking out the brands with squared bodies and condescending headlights. Mercedes might be pushing it with their jewel eyes, but there’s still a consistent air of importance around the bodies (please don’t mention the CLA). No nonsense, no happy eyes, defined body lines, chrome blended flat into the panels, stout wheels, and sportier rooflines (please don’t mention the 5 series GT).


  • Taste is subjective. I’m not a fan of how they rounded these out in this generation. I like them more when dressed up with sporty bits to add hard angles into this bloated design. But at least it’s not a Bengal 7? Still has his touch. Peak design was E39 for me. So much so, I own it’s American copycat that’s twice as reliable as an M5. But I’ll stick with the other person’s opinion: needlessly pretentious. You can describe all the lines that make it beautiful to you without being bringing such condescending tone about art degrees or classic BMW snobbery about a single car design being literally genius. You think it’s beautiful because you own it. It’s not the BMW I’d pick. But sure, yours looks better to me than whatever melted wax model they delivered in the latest design era.


  • “women are having trouble walking on the grass in high heels. People are falling over”

    Something just doesn’t seem honest about a press location that’s been there for decades

    “Trump will be installing a grand patio in kind with Mar-a-Lago”

    Got it, plastering his shit brand across the walls to point and say “i DiD tHaT, pEoPlE wErE cRyInG, tElLiNg Me It WaS sO bEaUtIfUl”


  • Try that in a conservative area and it leads to unrelenting character attacks. Those men will be uncomfortable with the fact they can’t look away. Those women will be uncomfortable you’re making their husband look at other boobs. Unprofessional, sinful, uncouth, hussie, slut, tramp, whore, porn star, stripper, rape bait, and any other derogatory term used to describe women that men love when they’re horny, hate when they’re next to their puritanical wives.