He counted them

So was my sister’s grandma

No. No bots except for automods

So that’s what “giving head” means

The state of America

RIP to the victims.

Everybody with the “sup dawg” shit can find the highest place in your house and jump on something sharp to kill yourselves.it’s fucking old.

Xzibit tweet from 2009 when the meme began

I wonder if Xzibit is still salty about this meme and telling people to kill themselves

Kings 👎

Queens 👍

There used to be a very autistic guy in my college that would run up the corridors with his arms outstretched making plane noises and pretending to be a pilot talking to air traffic control.

Made a lot of people giggle but I was always impressed by his knowledge of aircraft and the terminology used by pilots. He knew his stuff.

Nobody epitomises “talking shit” quite like Trump

Alabama calling another state a third world country is highly amusing

My friend Dixon Cydim has always wanted to be a US citizen

If you are what you eat, then a cannibal is a human. Mind blown

Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.

Biggest threat to humanity

That’s woke engines for you. Puny.

Lmao they’ll change their tune very quickly if that happens

That’s actually a good point and I hadn’t thought of that before. A bajillion streaming services would be fine if they all had the same content.

Music streaming services seems more like true competition. For the most part, they all have the same music.

This is a bit like the Playstation slogan “play has no limits”. No limits except for, well, everything