Ah! Same here… I just went 20 minutes really early in the morning 🤣

The wind is good when you’re moving but as soon as you stop for a red light… you die…!

… my favorite hobby “this week”

A basic road bike I guess? 😅

No they go after the OLD immigrants. They were so proud of having raided a dangerous swap meet last week… full of people shopping for tools, baby clothes and second hand furniture.

They will never go after a marine or a gang member… these ones can fight back.

“But I’m a naturalized American!!”

In 1998 on your registration form, you wrote “OK” in the space labeled as “do not write here”!

I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched

(Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)

Uniform? They all look like they raided the RealTree section of the local Walmart

… called it! https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/israel-iran-conflict-06-21-25-intl-hnk

Nah… take the Iranian government, then take the Israel government… and throw them both into the Thunderdome!

Pay-per-view that shit! (And use the proceeds to help innocent rebuild their lives)

Yet they didn’t know about preparation for the October 7th attack?

Tinfoil hat mode: they let it happen to have a reason to raze Gaza to the ground.

(Sorry, that’s my “Bush did 9/11” moment)

I can do a mobile order before I even get there and just wait for it at the counter

Pretty sure it’s to cover up that Teheran is already a mushroom cloud…