You can’t really do anything useful with a billion Pokémon cards, there’s always something you can do with a billion dollars

There’s a new game upcoming that’s like balatro but for slot machines

I thought trumps handler wouldn’t let him actually do tariffs

Rocket surgery?

87.4% graduate high school, then people stop being forced to read books and those who never liked reading get out of practice

If it’s Mario kart or balatro I’ve played it if not I haven’t.

Don’t call me Shirley

College. The middle class is too rich for aid but too poor to pay

We may need a lawyer to determine if a dress counts as a shirt