They fold it real slow so the quantum state takes up 10% of their phone time

Actually, it draws out the beginning of every game, leading to more variety in the mid and endgames. By the time any of your pieces limp their way into the enemies pieces the rest of the board will also have arranged itself into chaos.

At this point I’d be only booking non-Boeing flights.

Cockring?

For the Emperor!

Rosetta? What language are you learning?

What the fuck, you’re right. Owning slaves is detrimental to how even the owners see the world. If we tolerate slavery even if we’re on the benefitting side, it alters our worldview to include better and lesser peoples.