A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.

One day she got drunk coming home and decided she was going to change the baby. I was worry she was going to drop her again from the changing table so I pushed her hands away from her and she freaked out, grabbed the naked baby and shut herself in the bathroom. I called the police and her friends to get her out. A friend came over and the three of them stayed in the bedroom for 4 hours until the police arrived and they found her with mysterious scratches on her back so I got arrested. The charges were then dismissed as they were bullshit but the arrest record still shows up in background checks.

My wife started fucking a coworker she supervised, another woman, so she had me arrested, lied to the police and child services, then send my terminally ill mother to the hospital to die so she could move the lover into my house, emptied my bank account, maxed out my credit card, stole my work computers, posesiones, most belongings, and truck, Then blocked me from seeing my child, one I raised as a stay at home dad while she worked/fucked around. I am $18k in debt, with a bullshit arrest record and sleeping in my car.

Do I win?