ElectricMachman

I have no evidence to back this up, but I’ve seen lots of reports that suggest if you just hide the consent form, you’re assumed to have accepted all of the cookies. This is why Consent-o-Matic is preferable.

Jazz Jackrabbit.

Boggy B.

Leisure Suit Larry.

The little purple dude from the Dynamix logo.

Skunny (begrudgingly).

About the marathon they ran last month?

If you have to use Windows and you’re power-userish enough to go setting up static IPs, it might be worth learning a bit of PowerShell. You can do everything with it!

…but still nicer than 11, right?

Blast it

Oh no, someone misspelt a brand name, whatever shall we do

Use Windows XP to annoy both Linux users and those guys who get a serious bee in their bonnet about EOL software

You’re addicted to people who are addicted to porn?

DK64 has a certain charm to it. I think there’s a really good game in there, but it also tries to do WAYYY too much, and having to memorise all those Street Fighter button combos to pull off basic moves is hard work.