Committing crimes? Chemical burns to the fingers makes it harder to catch you!

It’s not a sock puppet, [email protected] just happens to agree wholeheartedly with SchmidtGenetics and downvote/upvote the same comments a couple minutes after they do. /s

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Sock puppet: [email protected]

You can see their voting history on Lemvotes.

Common household objects, like reactor grade uranium, of course.

I think it’s thanks to libimobiledevice and ifuse, which are installed by default on Mint (but probably not Arch).

Dude chill out, it’s a meme.

On my Linux installation, I just plug it in, “trust” the PC, and I can open it in my file explorer as I would any other USB storage device. Do you need a 3rd party app to do that on Windows?

Uh… What?

Do women need an app for this? Surely a piece of paper would work just as well, and have a 0% chance of selling your data.

Edit: Yeah I deserve that.

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Why would you want to? Just take out the tooth and let it grow back.

REALLY have to see a doctor (or you ate a few too many beets).

I only get paid $1 per hour as a teacher’s assistant, and my workdays are five hours. Truth be told, this $5 job is considered one of the best in the prison.

Prison is legalized slavery.