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At least where I am from, there are noise ordinances but they’re written in ways like “not hear sound more than X distance away during Y hours”. So being so close to it is actually detrimental.

Also where I live you have to report noise violations through the police, which just makes it feel like a massive escalation. “You called the cops on me!?” sort of thing.

The title with the pic but without the context is hilarious.

OP: My neighbor cut a hole in my fence.

OP’s neighbor: 😃

Also, old content won’t be gone. It’ll still be around. Hell, people can still even reply to stuff. Inactive lemm.ee communities won’t have new comments propagate to instances past where the original commenter is from, but still!

Simp began as an acronym for “suckers investing in mediocre pussy” but nobody uses it derogatorily towards the simped person any longer. People saying glaze nowadays don’t mean anything sexual.

I didn’t like it personally, BUT! I will say! Kbin was a cooler name than Mbin.

I hate that we don’t have a unique term for inflation due to increasing prices versus printing a shit ton of money.

The jizz part was a joke.

It doesn’t have anything to do with jizz lol. It like sweet talking. Like compliments.

Ugh. I was literally just laying down in bed andy knee hurt. Literally zero pressure on it or anything. I’m only 33! It’s not fair!

No, source for it being the oldest part.

Curtains on windows are actually really unsafe, someone could be abusing a child in there. Locks on doors are unsafe too. Someone could be abusing a child back there.

The only people who saw the real agile were people in a ski resort. Every company says they do agile now but favors processes and tools over individuals and interactions.

(The ski resort comment is because I believe the people that wrote the manifesto were at a ski lodge when they did.)

Maritime Law (the oldest of international law)

Source?

freedom flotilla yahoos […] doing things that will hurt your feelings. […] sovcit […] pretend

Ew.

In the sense that they didn’t disappear her or murder her, yes.

G R A P E

I think it’s mostly a meme, but I’m sure some people might.

Reminds me of the one with the 7-11 gecko (or some animal) near a soda station. And 7-11 replies “can you tell us where this is so we can check on him and make sure he’s safe?” And they’re like no I ain’t a snitch.

How are you defining “want to fuck”? As in being attracted to? If so, I wouldn’t mind if stranger or friends are attracted to my spouse. As in actively pursuing? If so, I wouldn’t want strangers or friends doing that (unless it’s an open relationship).

I’m not trying to be an ass, I just don’t know what type of “wanting to fuck” is okay for friends but not from strangers.

Get better friends!

I compare everything to hail. Gold ball sized hail, base ball sized hail, pea sized hail… It makes it really easy because you don’t need to think of different objects.