Be careful taking your shirt off around these creeps

Trumpf*

And why is he eating his last meal while in the electric chair?

He’s a doctor of boxes not a medical doctor dumb dumb

This hits deep. I need to change my life.

I’ve never heard this one before but it’s on the internet so Jesus must have said it. I will live my life by it.

Happened to me on a first date once. The moth flew out and then I had to explain I had no money. I’ve been lonely for so long now

Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

Talk about Gaza instead

Is a cheetah even a type of leopard?

Taco’s a bitch, he’s leaking all this to get leverage to make a deal. He’ll pussy out and Iran knows it. They’re playing the same games with him but from a position of knowing he’s full of shit