I feel awesome, because I’m no oil painting but I reckon I’d win in this field. Born too late, me.

I wouldn’t take my kids to an event given the current climate in the US. Some bad stuff is about to go down somewhere, some Tiananmen Square shit.

I’d go myself.

Experts, my ass.

What? I’m not abandoning him. I just get free childcare when he hits 3.

I like widdershins, which just means counter-clockwise, or circling something while keeping to the left.

Finish paying childcare for my toddler. I’ll be 700 quid a month better off. Yeeha.