I am super proud of my plethora of bad tattoos, because they were all done freehand by the artist based on minimal input from me.

I’d love dill pickle scented candles.

I haven’t used Google Search in quite a while. It’s frankly unusable for finding any useful information for someone like me.

BRICS is really shape up to become a global powerhouse, as long as they don’t squabble too much.

The TACO speaks.

Goddamnit, that got me.

Yeah, far too often.

I recently installed a brand new e-signature system at our company, which HR doesn’t use. They want me to print it out, sign it, and fax it back. This was last week. Like… WTF. I said no and just e-signed it.

Thank you so much for taking the time to answer all my questions. I really appreciate it!

That’s a great way to look at it. Are there any provisions for severance if there comes a time where that arrangement needs to be terminated?

I also want you to know that in no way am I judging what you do for work, to me it’s just work, but I know a lot of people would have different opinions.

Fascinating. Is there a large age gap? My daughter thought about pursuing this with a guy a couple years ago, but she wanted to get out of sex work so that was a no-go.

Do you enjoy the work, and is it considered “work” on both sides, as in no expectation of romantic intimacy?

Can you define what “companionship” entails?

Contra Bass Clarinet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-aqcHlSFEI&list=RDQM1rbFoJYEB5E&start_radio=1

Well it’s not terribly secret, but I just chill in my backyard with a book and my dogs, on my hammock.

I would love to hear more about your job, without any dangerous details of course.

My month vacation in Japan.

I totally thought Upgrade would suck. I’ve watched it 10 times now, and every time it gets better. Just stellar work.

We always use celery when we make stock for our dogs, as we make their food using fish stock or beef stock. We get super cheap bags of salmon meat (like 5 pounds for $5) at the local farmers market and then use all of that to make stock. We get enough stock to last about 6 months per batch.

Drinking dihydrogen monoxide will eventually result in your death.