Vans and minivans do everything trucks and SUVs do,

And move big things. I have a minivan. But I destroyed my suspension using it to rent yard equipment. I couldn’t rent many because they wouldn’t fit. There’s also the whole moving a muddy bush hog into my carpeted minivan that is a huge hassle.

If you want to go tiny you could get an Anbernic Gameboy like the RG35xxSP. They run Linux with a gaming UI on top. But it’s very easy to run full desktop Linux distros on them.

Skip to 5 minutes. https://youtu.be/EvbGb_rHFqk

Forward it to Louis Rossman. He’ll make an entire video about it and add it to the wiki tracking these scummy companies.