Odd that this page is still online…

Ah, but aren’t calculators always right?

“Oh shit, my shares”

Real Americans don’t eat vegetables!

‘Fortnite OG’ lobbies may now have as little as eight real players, according to a report from a prominent Epic Games leaker.

In a lot of the games I play, I’d be happy to have that many.

I think it should be carved out of Texas.

They’ve got lots of empty space, the weather sucks, they’ll be surrounded with idiot bigots. They ought to feel right at home.

My menus need to be dynamically reloaded!

It’s still Javascript.

So in a way it’s a good thing.

There’s no longer a pixel vs. the rest. Nobody gets the shiny toys. All the phones will have to get systems the same way, by scraping the mud.

As an aside it will finally get those Graphene guys to shut up.

That’s why you must remember to always leave a baby in the car. It’s the law.

Lol, fair.

They probably did physical work in a white collar though.

You may have spent too much time online.

Exactly. The order is important.

I’m surprised they even let him enter the contest.

What is this devilry?

Also if you don’t have the Facebook or instagram apps on your phone.

Debatable.

Have you considered wishing them Happy Holidays?

Like, to the point where whole sections of wall have been missing from them chewing them.

Oh no, not another window!