[pointing at a chart] Our studies have shown that the leading cause of divorce is marriage
[smug] Therefore, in an attempt to lower the divorce rate, we have enacted a ban on marriage
[pointing at a chart] Our studies have shown that the leading cause of divorce is marriage
[smug] Therefore, in an attempt to lower the divorce rate, we have enacted a ban on marriage
If alcohol were a legal construct instead of a physical object, prohibition would have worked.