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    Mike Johnson should be drawn and quartered, but by drawn, I mean a fishing line around his junk, and then the horses ass should be slapped…and by horses ass, I mean Mike Johnson.

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    This is a real threat of serious violence with a history of it actually being done, how could it be interpreted otherwise?

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        “I mean come on… Harharhar. Am I going to chase him down on horseback with my musket? Get real LibErAl MeDiA, it was A jOkE!”

        It’s like this asshole in Texas years and years ago. He is on stage and says “the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat!” The crowds cheer and then he adds “uhhh… You know the nasty media is going to take that out of context, I mean politically dead.”

        …yeah yeah. You said what you said and the poeple loved it.

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        and they will continue to even as the instruments they bore into the heart of this country become covered in the blood of innocent defenseless people they are erasing at a supersonic clip…

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    Man, the rhetoric this past week has really ratcheted up. These assclowns aren’t going to be happy when a civil war really breaks out. Seriously, nobody fucking wins a Civil War. Currency tanks, economy goes to shit, people die on both sides, and everybody is afraid to leave their houses in case there’s a firefight, or a bombing. That’s the America they are asking for right now.

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      Correction: Powerful people win civil wars. You just know that pricks like Johnson won’t be out there fighting; they’ll stay in their comfortable mansions separated from the chaos by first-rate security details.

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        Politicians hide themselves away

        they only started the war

        Why should they go out to fight?

        They leave that role to the poor

        (For those who don’t know: “War Pigs”, by Black Sabbath)

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        One thing about people without empathy is that they actually literally don’t care about people who aren’t them, dying. It’s even worse when they are also believers in zero-sum theory, since then they also think they are better off when more people die.

        It’s not that they haven’t thought about how many people will die, they are actually looking forward to it, it’s the point.

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        Maybe, people get dragged through the streets in civil wars. Nobody is safe during a civil war, as much as you would like to think.

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    Mike Johnson should be investigated as a pedophile for his interest and sharing of his and his son’s porn habits.

    At least my call to action has merit. Fuck Mike.

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    Actually, every Republican representative at any level of government should be tarred and feathered. Thanks for the suggestion, Mike! Can’t wait to see you.

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    I’ve noticed a pattern of deception lately. This comment came after a comment saying he’d never call for such a thing so that edits can focus on that part and edit out the tar and feather. They do that with Trump all the time, too, like with the Epstein files comment. You’ll get the full comment if you look for it, but you know damn well the GoP propaganda is going to select which part of the contradicting message to show.

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    Here’s the problem. He’s not technically wrong. Would do the country good for a lot of these feckless turncoats and shameless spineless little shits to experience the consequences of their vile policies.

    But if we’re tarring Newsom, Mike’s also taking a hot oily bath.

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    How Christian of him. Doesn’t he also let his adopted son monitor his porn. Maybe this is a part of the new Christian values.

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      Tarring and feathering was still happening in the US until at least 1917, when it was perpetrated against union members in coordination with Tulsa police