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    4 days ago

    We all uh…somethin’… down here, look, kid, just let me bite your arm off, OK?

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        I don’t do balloons anymore, kid. Penny’s got a new latex allergy he doesn’t want to make worse than it already is. scratch scratch

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          I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.

          It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.

          The roommates situation on the other hand?…

          Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge

          Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?

          Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.