The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
“Quick, spit it into this thermos!”
One man’s cum is another man’s income
Do they plan to make Red Bull?
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
I don’t know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He’s shy.
He’s a twiggy alien that’s severely allergic to dogs
Prost Mahlzeit!
Creamy and delicious
Did no one see this coming?
How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I’m thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I’ve heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
New Jackass Episode???
Finally, bull milk!
Is nothing sacred?
