Donald Trump has responded to planned “No Kings” protests against his leadership, saying “we’re not a king at all.”
Demonstrations targeting him are planned nationwide on Saturday, the same day as a military parade celebrating the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary in Washington, D.C, which coincides with the president’s 79th birthday.
Well, in this timeline, it’s the Onion version of Dune.
ALL HAIL WEIRD AL
Instead of encasing himself in Sandtrout, he covers himself in a fake tan
Hog Emperor of Maracas
Depleto III
The Lies Must Flow
buy the whole set
Wait wait wait
'Merica
'Merica Cult Figure
No More Children of 'Merica
Hog Emperor of 'Merica
Slaughterhouse: 'Merica
Worshippers of 'Merica
The Magat Jihad
'Merica: The Human Crusade (see what I did there, freaking brilliant)
'Merica: The Battle of Cleveland
Shoppers of 'Merica
Wormthings of 'Merica
(I haven’t read the other books, I’m actually kind of surprised Brian kept going)