This is the cursed case when you case the forbidden scroll of the ancients: switch (true) { }

edit: on second thought I’m not sure now I’ll have to think about how fall through cases work

nested lonely ifs?

someone execute this man at once

my toxic trait is that I do not walk up to a lion for fear they sense my schizo vibes

Reminds me of the insane LinkedIn post where a brilliant person was sharing their new equation which was essentially word + buzzword + AI.

I made a “you’re cool, you’re cool, you’re cool, not you” style meme but it was in text chat and it deeply upset the person I sent it to and I’m like fhsibdusjw

It is my bad though

I’m literally sick but they changed the policy for working when sick so I’m worried I’ll have to spend sick days when previously I could just work remotely.